And so it begins

Welcome, all, to my new blog.  Here I shall chronicle my many great works, my feats of daring and wonder, and my tedious and poorly researched political diatribes.  I'm pretty sure that's how the whole blogging thing works.  Also, there will be lolcats.

Above: Shamelessly imported kitty cat photo

If you get the reference with my username, then good for you, and give yourself a pat on the back.  If not, feel free to ask, because I'm told that jokes are that much more hilarious when explained in noxious detail.

Now, though, it's time for me to cut the red ribbon, break out the bottle of champagne and declare this blog open.  Salutations, gesundheit, and may God have mercy on us all.